|C     |F    |   Het is donker, het is koud, het is nacht
|C     |F    |   Hij schuifelt dronken langs de gracht
|C D |F D |   Leren jas schuurt langs de muur, Waar ga je heen dit late uur
|C     |F    |   Hé Thé, waar ga je heen
|C     |F    |   Hé Thé, waar ga je heen

Hij zoekt warmte voor een nacht
Een vrouw die op naar hem lacht
Samenzijn, het lijkt hem fijn
Maar niemand die op hem wacht
Hé Thé, waar ga je heen
Hé Thé, waar ga je heen

En de meisjes doen . . .
Doebdiedoe

Hij denkt, hij droomt hij zweeft
Alles in zijn hoofd dat leeft
Er is geen onderscheid
Tussen droom en werkelijkheid
Hé Thé, waar ga je heen
Hé Thé, waar ga je heen

Zwaartekracht dat is een last
Hou je liever aan de wolken vast
Vliegen kun je wel, je leert het snel
Van ‘t balkon naar de zon
Hé Thé, waar vlieg je heen
Hé Thé, waar vlieg je heen

En de meisjes doen . . .
Doebdiedoe

Duizend noten op zijn zang
Honderd liedjes, veel te lang
Een vreemd geluid, komt er uit
De vijfde snaar, van zijn gitaar
Hé Thé, ga met de muziek mee
Hé Thé, ga met de muziek mee

Het ritme klopt, klinkt en springt
Er is niemand die zo swingt
Hij stuitert, op en neer
Al 60 jaar, elke keer
Hé Thé, ga met de muziek mee
Hé Thé, ga met de muziek mee

En de meisjes doen . . .
Doebdiedoe

alles D

[intro]

Down in Texas El Paso
Where they swing  the lazy lasso
lived a boy, aged 15
and his name was, Harvey McGee
He couldnt talk but he could hear
he had no voice, just an ear
and he found a way to communicate
so he could go on a date
[break]

He used his guitar as his voice
so he could talk, with the boys
for every word he had a rif
despite his handicap he could live
Friends and family
learned the language of Harvey McGee
were gonna give you a language course
and teach you a few words

[bas]

Say Hallo baby, (talking guitar), say it again Hello baby (talking guitar)
Say: I read books, honey!  (talking guitar) , say: sure, I read books (talking guitar)
Say: Nice boobs, baby (talking guitar), ha ha say it again(talking guitar)
Say: My place or yours? (talking guitar), say: let’s go go go (talking guitar),

D -This conversation is dull, i wanna hear some more
D – so tell us the gossips, of this dirty village store
G – come on harvey bring it on
G – thrill our imagination
G – tell the stories that you know
A – come on harvey GO GO GO

[solo]

So lets have a conversation
and listen to the vibration
of harveys guitar strings
to hear what he thinks

[einde solo]

[intro]

Push that door (4x)

| Am | Am | Gm | Am |  (4 x)

| Am | Am | Gm | Am |    Walk into my school (push the door)
| Am | Am | Gm | Am |    on the door is a sign (push the door)
| Am | Am | Gm | Am |    Push the door (push the door)
| Am | Am | Gm | Am |    But it goes back and forth (push the door)
| Am | Am | Gm | Am |    2x
| Am | Am | Gm | Am |   Walk into the library(pull the door)
| Am | Am | Gm | Am |   on the door is a sign (pull the door)
| Am | Am | Gm | Am |   Pull the door (pull the door)
| Am | Am | Gm | Am |   But it goes back and forth (pull the door)

[refrein]

|D     |Am  |Gm | Am |    Maybe theres a reason, that i dont understand
|D     |Am  |Gm | Am |    Maybe it is different, if see the other end
|D     |Am  |Gm | Am |    Maybe theres a reason, that i dont understand
|D     |Am  |Gm | Am |    Maybe it is different, if see the other end

[break]

| Am | Am | Gm | Am |    [solo]

| Am | Am | Gm | Am |    Why is there a sign (push the door)
| Am | Am | Gm | Am |    If you can push and pull (push the door)
| Am | Am | Gm | Am |    Pull is here (push the door)
| Am | Am | Gm | Am |    And push is on the other side (push the door)

|D     |Am  |Gm | Am |    Maybe theres a reason, that i dont understand
|D     |Am  |Gm | Am |    Maybe it is different, if see the other end

|D     |Am  |Gm | Am |    Maybe theres a reason, that i dont understand
|D     |Am  |Gm | Am |    Maybe it is different, if see the other end

Drums: tik tak tik tak like a clock

[intro]

|Em | Em |Em | Em |     Got no, time to, react, on you
|Em | Em |Em | Em |     Got no, time to, react, on you
|Em | Em |Am | Am |     Why do you feel so good,
|                                          if you aint got no money and no one to love
|Em | Em |Am | Am |     Why do you feel so nice,
|                                          if you aint got the time to get what you want.
|Em | Em |Em | Em |     Got no, time to, react, on you
|Em | Em |Em | Em |     Got no, time to, react, on you

|Em | Em |Am | Am |     Why do you feel so good,
|                                          if you aint got no money and no one to love
|Em | Em |Am | Am |     Why do you feel so nice,
|                                          if you aint got the time to get what you want.
|Em | Em |Em | Em |     Got no, time to, react, on you
|Em | Em |Em | Em |     Got no, time to, react, on you

[Bridge]

|G    |G    |Am |Am |       I am the queen, the queen of heroine,
|                                          i got no problems, I cant get clean
|G    |G    |Am |Am |       just wanna lay in the sun, with my rockmusic on,
|                                          with my hardrock man, he’s my biggest fan
|B      |B   |B     |B     |       shut up and let me go, i’ll be fine i told you so

|Em |Em |Em | Em |     [solo]

|Em | Em |Em | Em |     Got no, time to, react, on you
|Em | Em |Em | Em |     Got no, time to, react, on you

|Em | Em |Em | Em |     Ooooooooh oioooh ohh

Girl next door

| G | D |                  [intro]
| G | D |                  On her head – blond hair
| G | D |                  On her legs – jeans she wears
| G | D |                  Her eyes are blue – blue like jeans
| G | D |                  Her smile is sweet – ice cream
| G | D |                  Ah ah ha ha
| G | D |                  Ah ah ha ha
| G | D |                  She was the girl next door (2x)
| G | D |                  She was the girl next door (2x)
| F  | G | F | G |     On the age of 16, she got her drivers licence
| F  | G | D | G |     To ride along with her friends, she bought a mercedez benz
| D  | G | D | G |     Mercedez benz , Mercedez benz

| G | D |                   She was the girl next door
| G | D |                   She came begging for more
| G | D |                   She was mean and lean
| G | D |                   Like a sex machine

| G  | D |                  She is nowhere – without a car
| G  | D |                  She even takes it – snackbar
| G  | D |                  But one day – it went wrong
| G  | D |                  Her car addiction – became too strong
| G  | D |                  Ah ah ha ha
| G  | D |                  Ah ah ha ha
| G  | D |                  She was the queen of the road
| G  | D |                  She was the queen of the road
| F  | G | F | G |      She didnt eat or drink at home, she did it in her car
| F  | G | D | G |     She was nowhere without her Benz, she even fucked in there
| D | G | D | G |      fucked with her boyfriend – fucked with her boyfriend

[SOLO]

| G  | D | G | D |     She was a car junkie – She was a car junkie
| G  | D | G | D |     She was a car junkie – She was a car junkie
| F  | G |                  And after a few years, the big disaster happened
| F  | G |                  she couldnt stand on her legs anymore
| D  | G |                  SHE TURNED INTO A BIG FAT PORK, YEAH

wat doe ik in dit land
kzie alleen maar zand
daar staan wat kamelen
zich stierlijk te vervelen
de zon brand op mn kop
ik moet een petje op
ik snak naar wat water
maar dat krijg ik pas later

ik ben hier op vakantie
vakantie
ik wil naar huis

wat ik ook zeg
mijn vrouw wil altijd weg
ze boekt weer een reis
naar een tropisch paradijs
bejaarden op het strand
met hun stoma in de hand
de zon zakt in de zee
als een drol in de plee

ik ben hier op vakantie
vakantie
ik wil naar huis

Slecht is lekker
daarom zet ik de wekker
en bind ‘m aan m’n kop
zodat ik op tijd weer stop
met alles wat stout is
en alles wat niet kan
Want van alles wat fout is
daar lust ik pap van